I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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