can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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