My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
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Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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