I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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