My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize