im so drunk with asians
where?
always
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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