I think i sorta joined a cult last night
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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