if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Randomize