im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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