wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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