you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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