awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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