I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
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Bring me that man meat
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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