But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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