Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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