You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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