I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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