I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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