How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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