Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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