Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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