Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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