Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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