your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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