At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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