How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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