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scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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