I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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