is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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