she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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