so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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