I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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