dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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