when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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