talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize