It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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