Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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