my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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