I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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