the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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