How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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