yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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