Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
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There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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