I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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