We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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