I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
this boner is exhausting
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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