when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
We have started to decorate penises.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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