It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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