Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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