im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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